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Wisdom #403: No radio - Already stolen.

Wisdom #26: Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Wisdom #248: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Wisdom #1612: We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.

Wisdom #855: But she looked good in ribbons...

Wisdom #1311: Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!

Wisdom #1197: It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.

Wisdom #177: Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

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