Wisdom

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Wisdom #1588: Useless Invention: Flame-retardant gasoline.

Wisdom #1638: When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Wisdom #809: Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

Wisdom #1131: I'll heal your wounds, I'll set you free; I'm Jesus Christ on ecstasy

Wisdom #1467: The Buck stops here, the Doe just visits..

Wisdom #853: Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful.

Wisdom #577: The World's Shortest Books #2. The Amish Phone Directory

Wisdom #1692: You're a jerk, Dent. A complete kneebiter.