Wisdom

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Wisdom #1658: Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.

Wisdom #26: Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Wisdom #942: Dying can be hazardous to your health.

Wisdom #1533: There is no time like the pleasant.

Wisdom #1683: You may be redneck if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.

Wisdom #1180: If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

Wisdom #1134: I'm fond of children -- except for boys.

Wisdom #1290: Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.