Wisdom

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Wisdom #871: Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.

Wisdom #494: When the IRA plant such bombs, it proves they can scare people, it proves they can kill people, it proves nothing. -- Peter Bottomley

Wisdom #1170: If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!

Wisdom #421: How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Wisdom #118: Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Wisdom #574: The World's Shortest Books #5. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette

Wisdom #914: Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.

Wisdom #348: The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.