Wisdom

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Wisdom #1177: If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.

Wisdom #800: And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."

Wisdom #86: Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Wisdom #1478: The best teddy bears are the live kind.

Wisdom #1175: If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

Wisdom #1177: If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.

Wisdom #1332: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Wisdom #766: A small mind is a tidy mind.