Wisdom

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Wisdom #886: Damn the torpedoes.

Wisdom #1658: Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.

Wisdom #171: Don't trust a man who doesn't close his eyes when you kiss him.

Wisdom #1215: It's called EVIL, kid.

Wisdom #1502: The only good Smurf is a dead Smurf.

Wisdom #1110: I once waxed the floors of a nursing home, pulled off all the rubber feet on the walkers, and yelled "FIRE!"

Wisdom #90: Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale.

Wisdom #754: A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.